February 2012
carabahniuk said: “carrie and friends” I am DYING
lindseycorley said: “carrie and friends” I can’t even. hahahahaha
I AM HILARIOUS.
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Last night, can’t remember what happened. Where’d we go?
I woke up,...
– Last Night - Good Charlotte
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A typical conversation between me, @carabahniuk,...
Fia: Someone called Harry an outfit repeater. I laughed.
Me: It sounds like Mean Girls... Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Harry Styles' repeated outfits.
Jenna: Harry Styles takes his wig off when he's drunk.
Cara: Louis. You're wearing stripes. It's Monday. YOU CAN'T SING WITH US.
Jenna: Liam Payne is a grotsky little beeyotch. Niall Horan has a fat ass - WHO WOULD SAY THAT? Who wouldn't say that?
Fia: Zayn Malik made out with a hot dog? -OH MY GOD, THAT WAS ONE TIME.
Me: Harry Styles knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
how to piss off a pisces
basketkace:
walker-wandell:
Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality.
(from this post)
scary accurate for me, oops
oh god the accuracy.
I’ve never really believed in Horoscopes...
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