Cotton Candy & a Rotten Mouth

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theadventuresofjenna:

loganthayer:

I usually just save the blood I lose naturally each month (I usually keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.

I must have missed that part in Twilight?

what the fuck

HOW.

just..WHY

I can’t even.
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  I am going to vomit
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  this is fucking hilarious! hahaha
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  fuck? i’m dying right now. can’t breathe.
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  HOW. just..WHY I can’t even.
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  omfg is this girl serious….or….?
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  ………….what
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50. carolineannhall said: betcha she uses the tampons as tea bags too.
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